Valentines day.

    I had my ultra sound today, NO I'M NOT PREGNANT!!! i've been having some pain and such lately, wont get into that right now.... so at work i had to drink a BUNCH of water while serving clients, and then go for the scan on my lunch break. 
    I've never been complimented on my ability to fill my bladder before; but apparently i'm excellent at it.... maybe i should add that to my resume.
    I got to the hospital with seconds to spare and go down stairs to the lab to check in and they ask me if i checked in upstairs at the main desk... NO i did not, i've never had to do that before!  So with my excellently filled pee trap i go back up the stairs, check in with the woman; whom i might add must have been training and dropped out of english in grade 3.  The other woman at the desk who i'm guessing was "training" her was on the phone having a seemingly personal conversation.... so there i stand, cross legged, tapping my finger nails impatiently (pun intended) and rudely with the fate of my dry pants in her SLOW AS A SLOTH, single finger typing hands.... "how do you spell your last name again?" "P-E-R-T... no no no oh i see you now".
    Finally i get my hall pass and head back down the stairs of joy to the lab, lay down on the table almost ready to get the ultra sound under way and the techs phone rings... "hello? oh hi how's it going? ya i'm about to do an U/S right now.... oh uuummmm i already had my lunch break....." door closes behind the lady. there i lay, once again these people don't understand how EXCELLENTLY i've filled my bladder!  She comes back, and dumps a blob of really warm goo on my lower abdomen, which instantly makes my vagina want to let go.... Queue compliment on my bladder.... like really! come on, who talks about someones bladder in a flattering fashion?  what ever.... we're almost done and i can imagine my bum hitting a lovely cold public toilet seat and setting forth a flood no man hath seen before.


    after that i ran home to gobble down some lunch.  
    Daddy was home with the kids today and i was greeted  to Greyson and his "mommy's here!!" and then "CARD MOMMY! CARD!!" there was chocolate, flowers and a card on the table...  it was all very sweet, even if the card had a fart joke in it:) i don't really care much for valentines day, i'd rather come home to flowers on the table on, say, march 7th, just because he thought of doing so.  ya ya i know men need a reminder, but still i think romance is more, well, romantic if it's unexpected.  How ever Thank you so much hun!  I love you  to infinity and beyond...  i wanted to add some romantic star wars quote, but i couldn't find any, so you'll have to settle for toy story.


oh ya... when i was getting ready to leave the ultra sound office, i jokingly asked the tech if i could have a copy of someone else's pregnancy sonogram, maybe one with twins, to give to hubs in a V-day card.... she laughed so hard she almost peed my pants too!